90% of guys do not know how to properly kiss; there, I said it.  What is a proper kiss you may ask? If you’re in the middle of making out with someone, the last thing on your mind should be how soon it will end.  Hence, we come to what has become the bane of my snogging experiences.

Gentleman, if the majority of what you are doing includes swishing your tongue left and right in my mouth, you are doing it wrong.

Start slow and feel out your make-out partner to try to discern how they might like it.  The two of you (or more, hopefully) should be in symbiosis, fully immersed in the moment. As it progresses, try putting in a handful of passion and a pinch of tongue, again feeling out your partner to make sure it isn’t going into the “abort” direction.  Kissing needs to be a time where you completely lose yourself; by the end you should be breathless, like you’re the pretty white girl in a Nicholas Sparks movie swapping saliva with the white hunk of your dreams. Takeaway message is this, boys: for the good of gay men everywhere, please lay off the tongue.  

  
This has been a Gay PSA.